Just asking..




1. If Noah had a pair of every living thing in the world aboard his ark and those that were left drowned in the flood…did the fish that were left also drown?

2. If heaven is not up, why did God disorganize the people that were building stairs to heaven by making them speak different languages?

3. How come Africa is centuries away in a world that was created on the same day?

4. If high population is the cause of poverty, what’s up with China?

5. Why is it that America, the one place with lots of animal activists, researchers and professors has no game parks or game reserves?

6. How come Africans abroad (except those in India and China) speak English with an accent yet the whites in Africa speak the same way they would if they were in their continents?

7. Does China know that there is an Original sin?

8. Why does UNEB fail you when your answer to the question “who was the first man to discover Lake Victoria” is a Mutuze?

9. If God is love and love is blind, does that mean that God is blind?

10. (Indians please skip this question) If seeing is believing, how come we believe in Gods we’ve never seen?

11. If 60 seconds make 1 minute, 60 minutes makes 1 hour......which dimwit calculated the 24 hours as 1 day?





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